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    May 23

    很空洞,搞笑一下

    选超级赛亚人?
    April 10

    老师是好样的,学生们也是

    一、我的学生一个叫做王路,见右图:
    部分同学听过他的造句:
    你们在操场上大叫,一切都是真实的。

    二、刘勇——又名刘显玻,照片欠奉:
    我:“谁?”
    ——胖妞李万琴举手。
    “好,李万琴!”
    “恶~!”刘勇作呕吐状。
    我:……
    我:“大家一齐叫刘显玻名字!”
    众:“刘——显——玻”
    “恶~!”我作呕吐状。

    三、陈波与刘显玻,照片下次再说:
    Part A:what do you like doing?
    “刘勇,what do you like doing?”
    刘显玻:“I、、、I、、”
    ——众提示:eating food、reading books...etc。
    刘显玻:“I like eating books!”
    ……

    Part B:what does your classmate like doing?
    王路:“李蒙 likes playing basketball.”
    李蒙:“王路 likes playing basketball.”
    韩政敏:“晏承敏 likes playing ping-pong.”
    晏承敏:“韩政敏 likes playing ping-pong.”
    ……
    “陈波,what does your classmate like doing?”
    陈波:“刘勇 likes eating books!”

    我靠!写出来一点也不好玩。。。